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For sale: a Covfefe Gamecube vinyl that somehow already feels staler than an actual Gamecube

Covfefe Funny Quote Design Pattern Image Gamecube Vinyl Decal Sticker Skin by Trendy Accessories

— One of 500,000 uninspired #Covfefe items that someone crapped out as quickly as they could, thinking that THIS for sure was the big break that would make them rich and turn their stagnant life around
— Surely no one else had the same id—oh no, everyone had the same idea
— In fairness to this item, it’s probably true no one else had thought to include Gamecube vinyls in the gold rush
— Too bad it’s ugly as shit
— Like seriously, even just take one minute to find another font or color or something

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Why even try if this is the effort you’re gonna put forth

Now writing a 134-page paperback book in one day, THAT’s how you get my attention

See? EFFORT, just a little

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Get your Nintendo Switch crap here (and here and here and—)

Nintendo Switch Secure Game Case — Mario and Zelda Editions

— Screen protectors, bumpers for your controllers, weird cases that hold three games, stands for your stands, we got it all
— Everything must go! For real, we mortgaged our company’s future to jump on this bandwagon
— Do you need a $50 backpack specifically for your game console that you can carry alongside your other backpack for everything else? No? This was a huge mistake? Shitshitshit

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Please buy this backpack, we made so many of them

There’s already a kickstand on the system, just so you know

In case you drop your controller a lot or love the Pittsburgh Penguins for some stupid reason

Presumably these work with more than just a Switch, but it’s a new console and we all know what Apple did last year so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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“Hello, one Nintendo Switch please!”

Nintendo Switch with Neon Blue and Neon Red Joy-Con

— Oh, you wanted to just waltz online and buy one of these today? Yeah, no, that’s not how this works
— Unless you go on ebay, where you can probably get one for the price of a car
— You waited until today to buy this and are now contemplating paying twice the asking retail price because your life is just a series of snowballing bad decisions, isn’t it
— Don’t do this, they’ll make more, I promise
— In four years, when the next Nintendo is put on sale, these things will cost $129
— In another four years, they’ll cost $30
— You are contemplating paying a thousand dollars for something that, in 10 years’ time, you’ll contemplate throwing in the trash rather than dealing with the hassle of selling it or ugh, giving it to someone else
— We are the worst, aren’t we
— Anyway, enjoy the new Zelda, I hope it’s worth it

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Also sold out, sorry

You can buy this game now even though you don’t have the system and won’t get the game until fall, but hell why not, you’ve made this many bad decisions already

Somehow a game that’s $35 too expensive and reportedly not good is sold out too, because the world has gone crazy

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500 pieces of copyright infringement on 1 sweet NES cartridge

500 in 1 NES Cartridge – Contra, Ninja Turtles,, Double Dragon LATEST VERSION

— Absolutely no chance this is legal, which means you finally can add an element of danger to your life without leaving your house or even having to create a new account on some sketchy website you’ve never heard of
— Includes Contra 7 and 8 and Mario 10, 12 and 14, none of which exist … UNLESS THEY DO??
— Personally I’m more intrigued by whatever HOT BLOOD Ice Hockey is, to say nothing of CASTLE EXCELLENT and MILK & NUTS
— Includes all five games in the Sansuu series, which leads me to believe these other 495 games are there to form a trojan horse to get you to play Sansuu and eventually pre-order Sansuu 6
— If nothing else, if all the copyrighted games are fakes and the original games are terrible … that’s a sweet red cartridge

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A measly 100 games in this cart, but they’re the best games so it’s understandable

148 Super Games, plus 2 Flintstones games

Or you can just buy Excitebike all by itself for $649.99

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