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Get your Nintendo Switch crap here (and here and here and—)

Nintendo Switch Secure Game Case — Mario and Zelda Editions

Features:
— Screen protectors, bumpers for your controllers, weird cases that hold three games, stands for your stands, we got it all
— Everything must go! For real, we mortgaged our company’s future to jump on this bandwagon
— Do you need a $50 backpack specifically for your game console that you can carry alongside your other backpack for everything else? No? This was a huge mistake? Shitshitshit

Related items:
Please buy this backpack, we made so many of them


There’s already a kickstand on the system, just so you know


In case you drop your controller a lot or love the Pittsburgh Penguins for some stupid reason


Presumably these work with more than just a Switch, but it’s a new console and we all know what Apple did last year so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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“Hello, one Nintendo Switch please!”

Nintendo Switch with Neon Blue and Neon Red Joy-Con

Features:
— Oh, you wanted to just waltz online and buy one of these today? Yeah, no, that’s not how this works
— Unless you go on ebay, where you can probably get one for the price of a car
— You waited until today to buy this and are now contemplating paying twice the asking retail price because your life is just a series of snowballing bad decisions, isn’t it
— Don’t do this, they’ll make more, I promise
— In four years, when the next Nintendo is put on sale, these things will cost $129
— In another four years, they’ll cost $30
— You are contemplating paying a thousand dollars for something that, in 10 years’ time, you’ll contemplate throwing in the trash rather than dealing with the hassle of selling it or ugh, giving it to someone else
— We are the worst, aren’t we
— Anyway, enjoy the new Zelda, I hope it’s worth it

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Also sold out, sorry


You can buy this game now even though you don’t have the system and won’t get the game until fall, but hell why not, you’ve made this many bad decisions already


Somehow a game that’s $35 too expensive and reportedly not good is sold out too, because the world has gone crazy


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