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“Hello, one Nintendo Switch please!”

Nintendo Switch with Neon Blue and Neon Red Joy-Con

Features:
— Oh, you wanted to just waltz online and buy one of these today? Yeah, no, that’s not how this works
— Unless you go on ebay, where you can probably get one for the price of a car
— You waited until today to buy this and are now contemplating paying twice the asking retail price because your life is just a series of snowballing bad decisions, isn’t it
— Don’t do this, they’ll make more, I promise
— In four years, when the next Nintendo is put on sale, these things will cost $129
— In another four years, they’ll cost $30
— You are contemplating paying a thousand dollars for something that, in 10 years’ time, you’ll contemplate throwing in the trash rather than dealing with the hassle of selling it or ugh, giving it to someone else
— We are the worst, aren’t we
— Anyway, enjoy the new Zelda, I hope it’s worth it

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Also sold out, sorry


You can buy this game now even though you don’t have the system and won’t get the game until fall, but hell why not, you’ve made this many bad decisions already


Somehow a game that’s $35 too expensive and reportedly not good is sold out too, because the world has gone crazy


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500 pieces of copyright infringement on 1 sweet NES cartridge

500 in 1 NES Cartridge – Contra, Ninja Turtles,, Double Dragon LATEST VERSION

Features:
— Absolutely no chance this is legal, which means you finally can add an element of danger to your life without leaving your house or even having to create a new account on some sketchy website you’ve never heard of
— Includes Contra 7 and 8 and Mario 10, 12 and 14, none of which exist … UNLESS THEY DO??
— Personally I’m more intrigued by whatever HOT BLOOD Ice Hockey is, to say nothing of CASTLE EXCELLENT and MILK & NUTS
— Includes all five games in the Sansuu series, which leads me to believe these other 495 games are there to form a trojan horse to get you to play Sansuu and eventually pre-order Sansuu 6
— If nothing else, if all the copyrighted games are fakes and the original games are terrible … that’s a sweet red cartridge

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A measly 100 games in this cart, but they’re the best games so it’s understandable


148 Super Games, plus 2 Flintstones games


Or you can just buy Excitebike all by itself for $649.99


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