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Behold, the cutest vacuum cleaner in history — actually, hold on

LIVION Mini Desk Vacuum Cleaner, also Suitable for Keyboards (USB/Battery Powered) – Red

Features:
— Oh my god a PUPPYYYYYYYY
— Can we get it can we get it, I promise to feed it and walk it and–
— Oh wait, it’s a vacuum cleaner?
— Still precious tho
— Can we get it and can we get a puppy and teach the puppy to vacuum with the tiny vacuum, can we can we

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Arguably even cuter, though perhaps too cute


Holy crap even cuter


I feel like I’m the last person to know this huge world of cute tiny vacuum cleaners exists


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“I love nature, that’s why I kill it and hang it from my ceiling”

Rustic Elk 12 Antler Chandelier with 12- 2 Watt Soft White LED Candelabra Bulbs Included (Retail $8.99 Each)

Features:
— Stop being a basic white girl who hangs a deer head on the wall like everyone else and get this instead
— If you don’t consider how many deer died so your garage “wood shop” you never actually make anything in has some lighting, it IS kinda pretty
— $300 for shipping though? What the fuck?
— Optional $124.39 for “expert installation” — in which case, why can’t this expert just bring it with him when he installs it, saving me your $300 shipping fee? Fuckers

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FREE SHIPPING! Take notes, assholes


$75 shipping, which at least is reasonable


In case you like deer and want a deer-related lamp that isn’t made of their heads ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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Bahhhhhhhhhhhckpack

OrrinSports Felt Fabric School Backpack Bags 3D Animal Print Cute Laptop Hiking Daypacks 16″

Features:
— Let people know you’re insane without even having to turn around and make eye contact with them
— If someone walking behind you still finds a way to make eye contact with you, run
— Put it on the seat next to you on the train or bus, pretend it’s your pet, see what people do
— Calls itself “cute” in the title and while I do think sheep are cute, I just don’t know this time
— Would be fun to go hiking with this thing in a place full of wild sheep just to see what they’d do
— (To clarify, I don’t want to do that, but you should try it and tell me how it goes if the sheep let you leave)

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You know the panda isn’t happy that *this* is the picture they went with


The most American way to backpack through Europe


HEYYYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYYYS


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Sometimes getting nothing is a better gift idea

Naughty Valentine’s Day Bear: Medium Plush Teddy Bear

Features:
— Torpedo your relationship with a teddy bear
— Because it’s not enough that people wear tacky slogan t-shirts they bought on the Internet, now teddy bears are doing it too
— “Mini t-shirt is removable” Well then what is the point of any of this
— Cute if you put aside the shirt, but I can’t separate the bear’s smug smile from his intentions, so I think I’m gonna go in another direction this Valentine’s Day

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A slightly less terrible option


This feels both less horrible but more dated than the other bears


Someone apparently bought both that bear and this mug to really drive home how unlucky his significant other is


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Time to find a thousand things to staple

Summer House Mini Manual Desktop Stapler Set with Staples Pretty Cute Animal Pattern Office Staplers (Orange Dog)

Features:
— Holy hell look at how cute these are /throws red Swingline into the trash
— Also available in green cat, pink dog, panda and I won’t spoil the others because have you seen how cute these are?? Go, look
— Comes with 1000 staples, which come in a box that’s so cute that it might be worth the cost of this thing even if you don’t need a stapler or staples and just want to put Q-tips or toothpicks in this cute box
— Don’t know if that staples box and the stapler come in a larger, even cuter box, but there’s only one way to find out and life is short after all

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If you prefer your stapler to be the “all-business wooden rhino” sort


Yeah, I saw Office Space too


I prefer this version though (not to the dogs, of course, but to the red one)


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Pretty Cute Rainbow Color Owl Pendant Necklace

Pretty Cute Rainbow Color Owl Pendant Necklace (Pink Owl Necklace)

Features:
— It’s only “pretty cute” according to the product’s own title, so don’t expect the events of your life to one day be defined as “before you bought this” and “after you bought this”
— It IS cute, though
— Only 5 bucks, so in the off chance that it DOES change the trajectory of your life, that’s a solid deal and much cheaper than a college education, baby or new house

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This owl is described as beautiful and is only $4 though — talk about cutthroat


Straight up cute, $2, though these are earrings so maybe that’s a totally different war with different rules


And here’s a whole set of owl jewelry for $2.70, so the gauntlet has been thrown down


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